Faces - captions.

I don't know what to make of these - we still love him, though. [Okay, so I gotta do this...]

"So, this guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head - stop me if you've heard this one..."

"Quick, Mom, measure this bubble, I think it's my personal best."

"I says to the guy 'Crazy eye?! Crazy eye?! I'll show youse a crazy eye.'"

"My head looks gi-normous from that perspective doesn't it? Take a flattering one, Dad. I've had enough of this ..."